girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, now ur now princess protein